Last of the Red Hot Lovers

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In LAST OF THE RED HOT LOVERS, balding restaurateur Barney Cashman (Arkin) thinks he can cure his raging mid-life crisis with extra-marital trysts carried out at his mother's apartment. Unfortunately, his clumsy attempts at seducing three women in succession - a fiery, demanding Italian woman, a weird but attractive actress and the repressed wife of a friend - all end catastrophically. Finding that being a `player' is much more complicated and difficult than he could have imagined, Barney resolves that his boring married existence maybe wasn't so tedious after all.

Customer Reviews:

Great Movie.......2007-03-29

If you are a fan of Alan Arkin - you must see this movie!!!

Very funny film.......2003-09-07

I'm not going to summarize the film because others already have. But I do want to rescue Last of the Red Hot Lovers (LRHL) from previous comment about this being a tepid, so-so movie. My wife and I have watched this movie on VHS off and on for years and it never fails to get us rolling. I love Neil Simon and this is one my favorite movies of his plays. Neil Simon is wonderful at drawing out the rediculous in common, real-life experiences, and the New York City sacastic Jewish humor is priceless.

Who can forget Barney Cashman's mid-life crisis prayers: "....I look today older than yesterday. A few years and it'll all be over. Please God, don't let it be over. Let something terrific happen today. Anything, just as long as it's something, Amen!" Or when cynical, sated, chains-smoking Elaine Navazio (Sally Kellerman) arrives in Cashman's mother's squeeky-clean, paper-thin walls, nothing-can-appear-out-of-place-when-we're-done apartment for a secret liason with Barney. Elaine: Cough...hack...hew...cough......cough....hew..hew....cough...hack...cough....Do you have a cigarette? Barney: A cigarette? My God, wouldn't you rather have some water? Elaine: I can't smoke water.

The scene when Barney smokes pot with the Paula Pentiss character made me choke laughing. "I can't feel my heart. What the hell happen to my heart!"

And fish-restaurant owner Cashman habitually smelling and trying to douse the fish smell from his fingers: Elaine: Again with the fingers. That's the second time you smelled you fingers since I been here. Barney: No, no, I was just cheking my watch. Elaine: Oh, is it time to smell your fingers?

Forget that the movie may not be a perfect adaptation of the play. Most people who see movies never read the written material they're based on anyway. This movie is funny and has more hilarious, memorable one-liners than any other movie I can think of (The Princess Bride is right up there). I've owned LRHL in VHS for years and look forward to getting it on DVD.

tepid.......2000-12-17

This film based on Neil Simon's Broadway hit has a terrible reputation, but I've seen worse adaptations of stage plays. Its structure is similar to Simon's Plaza Suite where 1 actor encounters 3 different women. This time the actor is Alan Arkin, who is experiencing a middle age crisis and has an adolescent desire to have sex with a woman other than his wife. Simon is best at observing the ridiculousness of people in stressful situations, so we don't have high hopes for Arkin's chances. In the first encounter, Arkin is overshadowed by Sally Kellerman, here using unexpected (for her) Jewish intonation. She is dressed to recall Barbra Streisand's Doris from The Owl and the Pussycat, with large sunglasses and a fur coat. Kellerman gives the best performance of the three women, since her role is probably the better written, and allows her to keep her dignity. Simon also gives her character all the jokes about how Arkin is using his mother's apartment as a meeting place, a joke which extends to the second encounter where Arkin reacts to the woman's careless use of the contents. Simon wants us to see Arkin's fantasy as arrested development, but I think he also thinks we should still empathise with the man. As the second woman, Paula Prentiss sings well but overdoes her kooky manic act, though ironically it allows Arkin to be his best. He is very funny when he smokes pot with Prentiss, though Simon doesn't know how to end the scene. In the third encounter, Renee Taylor begins well with her brand of stylised hysteria and Arkin has an experienced agenda. But soon her depression becomes tiresome, and he chasing her around the room unfunny. The film opens each episode with a subjective camera with Arkin narration and the preamble before the encounters is self-consciously theatre. Also the woman are all strangely dressed unflatteringly - Kellerman's dress emphasises her bosom, Prentiss' hotpants her long legs, and Taylor's hairstyle prefigures her Ma on The Nanny. The film also presents Arkin's wife in a party scene that pre-empts the Taylor encounter, which throws the tone since the humour relies upon her being an abstraction. Once the wife becomes real, the intended comedy becomes drama, but thankfully Simon caps Arkin's predicament with a tart epilogue.

THE GENIUS OF ALAN ARKIN.......2000-03-24

NOT FOR EVERYONE, BUT A MUST FOR ALAN ARKIN ENTHUSIASTS AND THOSE WITH A LUST FOR DRY HUMOR AND WIT. ALAN ARKIN GOING THROUGH A MID LIFE CRISIS IS AS FUNNY AS IT GETS. A SCENE WITH HIM AND PAULA PRENTIS SMOKING POT IS LTERALLY LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY.

Laugh out loud funny!.......1999-03-03

I think Alan Arkin is a master at what seems to be unintentional humor. He is very funny in this movie

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Worst Sequel Of All Time
Poor Follow Up
This movie shouldn't have been made...
More wooden than a lumberyard
Liked it better than the first one

The Last Seduction II
Starring: Joan Severance , Con O'Neill , Beth Goddard , Dean Williamson , and Rocky Taylor
Director: Terry Marcel
Manufacturer: Lions Gate
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ASIN: B00006L91J
Release Date: 2002-11-19

Customer Reviews:

Worst Sequel Of All Time.......2007-08-23

I can't say this movie is the worst movie ever made or even the worst movie I have ever seen. But giving it even one star is one star too many. The film makers took a first class noir film that was up there with Body Heat and House Of Games and came up with a ludicrous sequel that does not have one original cast member. Linda Fiorintino gave a five star performance in The Last Seduction. Putting Joan Severance in the same role is like replacing Meryl Streep in Sophie's Choice with Cindy Crawford. It can be done, but is ANYBODY (well maybe one person, it did get one good review) going to believe it? The dialogue is ridiculous and unbelievable and if possible, the acting is even worse. The original movie had you on the edge of your seat. This one does also, but not for the same reason. In the original you couldn't wait to see what would happen next. In the sequel you can't wait for it to be over. Downright painful. Save your money.

Poor Follow Up .......2006-03-19

This movie needs help. There are no familiar faces only familiar characters. The acting is poor and the plot is thin. A new twist would have been a nice addition. As it is you know exactly what is going to happen. Average characters going through the motions. Save yourself a purchase and some time. Steer clear of this second class movie.

This movie shouldn't have been made..........2000-05-30

or at least given the same title as the classic by John Dahl. The first movie was great; at one point it was my favorite movie of all time! But Joan Severance tried to make a, I guess, serious movie and boy was that a bad idea. I knew that when seeing this movie that I wasn't getting the origional, but I at least expected to see Joan Severance in a sex fest. Not even that! I was real excited to see Joan Severance get it on again because I hadn't seen her in a while. So I guess I have to wait some more. This is off the topic, but Joan Severance's best role was in a soft core porn called Almost Pregnant. It was totally funny and totally hot. Too bad Amazon doesn't have it.

More wooden than a lumberyard.......1999-07-30

Last Seduction/Last Seduction II wins the title of 'Greatest Original/Worst Sequel' hands down. Severence manages to at least look like Bridgett/ Wendy, but thats about a far as it goes. The fact that no one from the original movie participates in the sequel begs the question; Could I decide to make a movie entitled 'Godfater part IV' without the consent of Francis Ford Coppola? It looks like that is what happened here. The only borderline clever part of the whole movie is when one character has a hotel televison on, the original movie is seen on the screen. Be warned, this movie B-L-O-W-S.

Liked it better than the first one.......1999-06-07

First off don't rent or buy this if you are expecting to see Joan severance in the buff. No Nudity in this one. Don't fret this is a pretty good story, and Joan makes a much more convincing b@#ch than Linda Fiorentino.

The Last Seduction / The Last Seduction II ( 2 pack )

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