Tomcats

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One might reasonably expect Tomcats to be the Porky's of 2001: after all, it concerns a group of young, sexist morons and their fears and fantasies about young women. But Tomcats isn't quite as brain-dead as that, though it is phenomenally more neurotic. Jerry O'Connell plays one of two remaining bachelors within a group of wealthy pals who set aside a cash reward, years before, earmarked for the last among them to get married. O'Connell needs the money to pay off a gambling debt, but his problem is that the other bachelor is a horrendous pig (Jake Busey) unlikely ever to land a gal. A general mean-spiritedness flows through this wearying comedy, manifest in such ugly moments as watching someone's girlfriend run over by a golf cart and an excised, cancerous testicle kicked around hospital hallways. If you're looking for female flesh, however, forget it: Tomcats is far more driven to explore male nudity, while making equally naked today's masculine fears of impotence, mothers, and lesbians. --Tom Keogh

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this is a great movie .......2007-04-29

i love this movie and so does my husband.it is totally a guy movie and also a chick movie there is stuff for both.it has romance and over the top humor.WHO SAIS WE CANT HAVE THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS?

Was I supposed to laugh in this?.......2007-03-26

I seriously did not laugh once in this movie. Horatio Sanz got me to crack a smile a couple times, but I can't believe I think he should have been in the movie more. I thought Saturday Night Live was bad, I had no idea! SNL is gold compared to this. Every single joke falls flat and the director obviously has no clue how to make a movie. I can't even tell if Jerry O'Connel and Jake Busey are bad actors because the director doesn't even give them a chance. I think one thing that could have really helped this movie out would have been a script. In case the director reads this review I want to tell him you need to have a script BEFORE shooting a film. Just a tip.

One of the worst movies I have ever seen, easily.

0/5

Its not supposed to be taken seriously.......2005-06-30

This movie is funny is hell. Three little words-omg i was dying. Anyone know what song is playing when O'connel is in the car and he starts bumping it? It sounds like Rage but im not sure.

The greatness of Dakota Fanning.......2005-01-16

This film is notable only for one reason-the film debut of soon-to-be overlord of the human race, Dakota Fanning. Her brilliant mastery of dialogue, pacing and screen technique (even as "six-year-old girl in park") makes one see why when this sordid cesspool we call Earth eventually heaves up its bowels in a churning mass of humanity, Dakota will be the one who rescues us all from mediocrity, imbecility, and guys named "Bob", who attempt to hit on women who are WAY too young for them, and get shot down as a result. UltraLord has spoken!

Tomcats: Brilliance Below the Imbecility........2004-11-18

While ostensibly the worst movie of the 21st century, this paean to masculinity has pushed the feminist movement up by 30 years. How? By exulting in the lowest common denominator of male attributes. Imbecilic jokes abound to entertaining the male masses who must make up the majority of this film's viewers. However, below the surface is brilliance, undercovered only by a select group of cinematic geniuses.
To the select few, this film is actually a stark examination of depravity: we are asked to observe B-grade actors be pushed increasingly lower into the depths. We explore what is NOT on the screen, such as the awkward human feeling behind the scenes. One can only imagine the director yelling "Tomcats, Scene 5, Act 4! ACTION!," as Horatio Sanz is asked for the fourteenth time to tell a (...) joke.
Thus, if you want to see phallus jokes and dispense high-fives, watch the film. If you want to see a brilliant dissertation of human depravity, check it out.

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Tomcats (UMD Mini For PSP)
Starring: Jerry O'Connell , Shannon Elizabeth , and Jake Busey
Manufacturer: Sony Pictures
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Release Date: 2006-07-04

AirUtopia.com:Military Video: F14 TOMCAT Cockpit Gulf War-(Airport, Fighter Jet,airliner, plane, airplane, aircraft, cockpit FILM)

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AirUtopia.com:Military Video: F14 TOMCAT Cockpit Gulf War-(Airport, Fighter Jet,airliner, plane, airplane, aircraft, cockpit FILM)

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Well, this won't be an airline and they won't serve dinner - but you will sure get there faster in this cockpit!!!... BE THE ONLY ONE to ride along a flight over the Middle East Tundra - NO FLIGHT ATTENDANTS - NO passengers - Just one pilot and yourself! Okay - this may not be an airline video - but this is will take you on a ride of your life... produced the same way as AirUtopia's other airline cockpit and airport videos - but military - this is an excellent video for anyone who loves planes. THIS VIDEO SHOWS AWSOME AIR-TO-AIR FOOTAGE... NEW! Rarely do we get to see the views and angles which the pilot sees, and a rare and newly declassified look over the Gulf War tundra. Below is the description listed on the video jacket - Happy bidding! Go where only a few men have gone before & IN the cockpit of an F14 during a wartime mission! Taken during the Gulf War, experience the view from an F14a taxiing and taking off on a mission over the Gulf, experience barrel rolls, inflight refueling from a KC 135 & KA6 Intruder, extreme low level flight over desert and mountains, touch and go carrier landings and live audio including some pilot input during the flight. This is a must for any military fan as you will see what only what very few pilots have experienced! WARNING: This film contains raw action that contains sights and sounds taken during a wartime mission in extreme conditions... many scenes are shot and unedited to give the best feel of the exciting experience on an F14a cockpit! Some shots have been edited to protect the US Navy including some flight controls and other procedures. Facts: F14a first flown in 1970. Armament: Sidewinders, Phoenix and Sparrow missiles, Cluster bombs, MK80 bombs, Rockeyes, 20mm Vulcan cannon. Speed Mach 2. Height - 56,000 ft. Range 2,013 miles/3,220 kilometers. Please visit our other auctions for more exciting action. Tagline: "Where few have gone before!" Run time: 75 mns.

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"You have what is called in your country...a 'beautiful nose'..."

Tomcat Angels
Starring: Kerri Danesi , Sazzy Lee Calhoun , Craig Shoemaker , and Daphne Rogers
Director: Don Edmonds
Manufacturer: TROMA ENTERTAINMENT INC.
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ASIN: B00009RXJB
Release Date: 2003-08-12

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Tomcat Angels combines the high-flying, hi-tech action of Top Gun with the sexy, sizzling chaos of Animal Instincts. The beautiful Angels, highly-trained fighter pilots, protect the free world while they practice free love. Ripped from today's headlines, Tomcat Angels is a unique blend of action in the clouds and action between the sheets. When one of the angels is captured over enemy lines, the others fly a daring rescue mission into an enemy hellhole of sex and perversion.

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"You have what is called in your country...a 'beautiful nose'...".......2006-12-31

Oh...my...God. What the hell did I just sit through? I think I've just watched what has to be one of the worst movies ever made.

"Tomcat Angels" is centered around four female navy pilots who have just gotten in the service. Two of them are sent over to the Persian Gulf to fight an unnamed Arab country, while two remain behind awaiting their next assignment. The nickname for the little group of friends are the...well you should know by the film title.

What I just said happens about 30 minutes in. The first thirty minutes involves the girls getting their wings, then having sex with various men. As you probably guessed from the box cover, this is a sexploitation film, but not a very good one at that. All the sex scenes are the same, following this formula:

1) Really bad romantic dialogue in the vein of George Lucas' script for Episode III precedes the action.
2) The two people kiss. Someone hits the "demo" button on a keyboard and the background music plays.
3) Man rolls on top of the girl. They kiss.
4) Girl rolls on top of the man. They kiss.

And that's it.

Granted, not ALL of the first thirty minutes are sex scenes. Most of it (and the hour directly following) is made up of the most terrible dialogue and acting I've ever heard. This includes terrible racial slurs against Arabs, including the words "ragheads" and "camelhumpers." And these are said quite casually by our HEROES!! Imagine a movie where soldiers fight an African dictator and use the words "darkies" to describe their enemies.

Also, what the heck is up with the DVD quality? I sincerely think someone hooked a computer to a VCR and transferred the tape over to DVD. The video quality is terrible, it looks foggy like an old VHS tape, and to top it off at the very beginning you see a weird blip fly across the screen, like a dirty VHS tape skipping. This combined with already bad audio (the music blares over the dialogue - not that I'd want to hear the dialogue) and tons of stock footage of jets flying around combines for a not-good-cinema experience.

Yeah, look, just don't watch it. Please. Seriously. I never want to see this movie again. Given the choice between seeing this movie and having my intestines ripped from my stomach, I'd choose the much slower death.

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Director: Don Edmonds
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Release Date: 2005-08-01

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Tomcat, Vol. 1 - Steppin' Up
Starring: Tommy Clowers
Manufacturer: Image Entertainment
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ASIN: B00008H2HP
Release Date: 2003-04-15

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Enter the personal life of freestyle motocross' X-Games Gold Medalist, WFA World Champion and Vans Triple Crown Champion Tommy "Tomcat" Clowers. Witness the inner world of freestyle competitors as you travel with Tomcat to Germany, North Carolina, Palm Ave. and his underground practice site, "Fudges." Experience Tommy's view of the "Look Back Heart Attack." Watch Caleb Wyatt attempt the "backflip." This is the Tomcat seen like never before!

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This film is it!

Tomcat: The Experience, Vol. 2
Starring: Tommy Clowers
Manufacturer: Image Entertainment
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ASIN: B0000TSR6K
Release Date: 2004-01-13

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Tomcat Volume II "The Experience" is a look behind the scenes at the life of a world-class freestyle motocross champion. You get to "Experience" the thrill of the events, all the travel antics, the pressure of world record attempts, the crazed fans, and tons of the Tomcat riding and winning! Featuring Tommy "Tomcat" Clowers Jeff "Full-Tilt" Tilton, Nate Adams Ryan Capes World Record Jump of 233 feet Caleb Wyatt World's first 250cc "Back Flip" and many more!

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This film is it!.......2003-12-19

I got a sneak peek of this film when it premiered out at Winter X-Games last year and man what a flick! It's all there, Summer X coverage, Winter X coverage, Prague, Spain, and a SICK Glamis section! There's even a funny Mini-50cc section that will leave you laughing yer arse off! It's loaded with "extras" too. Caleb Wyatt's first successful backflip, and some cool footage of the Militia boys practicing the backflip up at the Point X Camp. Highly Reccomended!!!

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this is a great movie
Was I supposed to laugh in this?
Its not supposed to be taken seriously
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Tomcats: Brilliance Below the Imbecility.

Tomcats [Region 2]
Starring: Jerry O'Connell , Shannon Elizabeth , Jake Busey , Horatio Sanz , and Jaime Pressly
Director: Gregory Poirier
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this is a great movie .......2007-04-29

i love this movie and so does my husband.it is totally a guy movie and also a chick movie there is stuff for both.it has romance and over the top humor.WHO SAIS WE CANT HAVE THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS?

Was I supposed to laugh in this?.......2007-03-26

Its not supposed to be taken seriously.......2005-06-30

This movie is funny is hell. Three little words-omg i was dying. Anyone know what song is playing when O'connel is in the car and he starts bumping it? It sounds like Rage but im not sure.

The greatness of Dakota Fanning.......2005-01-16

Tomcats: Brilliance Below the Imbecility........2004-11-18

F-14 Tomcat And Navy Fighter Weapons School "Top Gun," at NAS Miramar"

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F-14 Tomcat And Navy Fighter Weapons School "Top Gun," at NAS Miramar"

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ASIN: B000VW7ZSW

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This video contains several films. The first film, produced in the 1970s, provides an overview of the early days of the Navy's Top Gun school at Miramar, California. It documents the five weeks of training F-14 pilots received. Includes classroom scenes and excellent scenes of F-14s in training combat missions against T-38 Talons and F-5E Tigers. The second film, No Points For Second Place, documents the role of the Grumman F-14 Tomcat as the Navy's premiere fighter plane, which - at that time - was being promoted as a countermeasure to the Soviet Union's advances in fighter technology. Includes excellent footage of the F-14 in action, as well as interviews with Tomcat pilots. Most of the ground scenes were filmed at NAS Miramar and the air se quences were shot over the California desert. The third film, F-14 Air Combat Maneuvering was filmed at Miramar and looks at the F-14's overall capabilities in combat. The fourth film, F-14: One of a Kind, focuses on Tomcat's weapons systems incl uding the Phoenix, Sparrow and Sidewinder missiles and its gatling guns. The fifth film, Day in a Squadron, documents the routine activities of Tomcat squadron VF-124, based at Miramar in the 1970s. The last part of this video documents the last day of the Top Gun school at Miramar. Includes F-14s taking off from Miramar on their way to their new home in Fallon, Nevada.

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