Average customer rating:
|
Pet Sematary (Special Collector's Edition)
Starring: Dale Midkiff , Fred Gwynne , Denise Crosby , Brad Greenquist , and Michael Lombard Director: Mary Lambert Manufacturer: Paramount ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items: ASIN: B000GBEWRU Release Date: 2006-09-26 |
Description
For most families, moving is a new beginning. But for the Creeds, it could be the beginning of the end. Because they're just moved in next door to a place that children built with broken dreams, the Pet Sematary. It's a tiny patch of land that hides a mysterious Indian burial ground with the powers of resurrection. Master of the Macabre, Stephen King, will take you and the Creeds to hell and back. (But the Creeds don't have return tickets.) Your tour guide is kindly old Judd Crandall (Fred Gwynne), the neighborhood nice guy who knows the secrets of life, but has seen enough to firmly believe that "sometimes dead is better."Customer Reviews:
Nasty Kitty.......2007-08-26
Please, Stop Eating My Throat Little Boy!..........2007-04-28
"The Soil of a Man's Heart is Stonier" ..........2007-04-02
Great scary horror film.......2007-03-22
You will never let your pets or kids near the road again........2007-03-14
Average customer rating:
|
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
Starring: Jamie Rose , Catherine Carlen , Lycia Naff , Vicki Frederick , and Kristina Loggia Director: Dan Hoskins Manufacturer: Troma ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B00006G8IV Release Date: 2002-11-12 |
Description
Troma Entertainment unleashes the Tromillennium Edition of cult favorite CHOPPER CHICKS IN ZOMBIETOWN! Digitally remastered and restored, featuring Academy Award® Winner BILLY BOB THORNTON (Monster's Ball, A Simple Plan, & Sling Blade), Chopper Chicks In Zombietown comes complete with Zombies, Rock N' Roll Music and tough, hard bodied biker beauties! Meet the Cycle Sluts, a rebellious & free spirited gang of female bikers made up of tough-as-nails lesbians, a former homecoming queen, and a mute. The Cycle Sluts leave their troubled lives behind to go on a tour of America only to encounter a town overrun by Zombies created by the local Mad Scientist (Don Calfa - Weekend At Bernie's, Return of the Living Dead, "Barney Miller") to mine nuclear radioactive material. The Cycle Sluts refuse to be run out of town by anyone, including Flesh Eating Zombies! Ganging up with local outcasts, including a school of blind orphans and a dwarf, and armed with black leather, whips, chains, machine guns, chainsaws, and dynamite, the Cycle Sluts know how to fight until the end! A true feminist cult classic, Chopper Chicks In Zombietown literally offers hours of DVD entertainment!Customer Reviews:
Delivers exactly as it should.......2007-07-06
Very nice.......2005-07-14
So bad it's ..... still pretty bad.......2004-01-19
Ok, it's got a few inspired moments - I liked the ice-cream van chiming out "Dance Macabre", the zombie transfixed by the CCTV was amusing, and the Uzi weilding kid bemoaning the zombie attack on their school bus by grumbling "what rotten luck - going blind, being orphaned and now THIS!" has to be the best line by far in the movie. The townsfolk are reasonably well observed 1950's B-movie caricatures, and the choice of weaponry by the chicks in the final showdown with the zombies was quite amusing.
The overall impression however is dull, tedious and lacking the usual Troma gross-out but stylish trademark. Even at only 83 minutes, it feels overlong and the absence of any outtakes or any other bonus material on the DVD makes poor value for money.
I got my copy for just £3-99 in a high street clear-out sale. With a total of three half-chuckles throughout the movie, I don't feel like I got a bargain.
You've got to own this movie.......2003-12-13
This film brings new meaning to the designation "low budget". The "Cycle Sluts" are a pack of tantalizing beauties who ride hard across the desert on shiny new hogs by day and sleep around a campfire each night. However, in every scene the girls appear as though they have just stepped out of the beauty salon.
When the biker women come across a small town and find that the dead are coming back to life,... Sound familiar? This flick doesn't try to hide the fact that it's "The Wild One" meets "Night of the Living Dead". The only way to kill a zombie is by burning it, and just before they burst into flames, the zombies turn to motionless manikins. The plot and the actors get dumber by the minute.
You've got to own this movie. Only one thing -- just don't want to watch it sober.
Zombietown, Indeed........2003-06-01
Apparently "CC" wants to be a parody. We can tell it's a comedy by the goofy, Candyland-style music that plays when the zombies attack. But what is it a parody of, exactly? Itself? The filmmakers provided themselves with mad scientists, lesbian bikers, midgets, blind kids, and zombies...but they forgot the screenplay. Billy Bob and Martha Quinn should provide some entertainment, right? Well, Martha tries, but Billy Bob is just dull. Don Calfa is in it...he's usually good for a larf or two, right? Nope. The flick is boring, slow-paced, dimwitted, and boring. But hey - you take your chances with Troma, right?
Average customer rating:
|
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Starring: Carolyn Brandt , Steve Clark , Cash Flagg , Son Hooker , and Atlas King Director: Ray Dennis Steckler , and Ray Dannis Manufacturer: Guilty Pleasures ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B0002JP2V6 Release Date: 2004-09-28 |
Customer Reviews:
Silly campy movie...........2006-12-07
If only there was a zero star option.......2006-02-23
incredibly strange indeed.......2006-01-22
... at a loss for the appropriate complement .......2005-04-15
Great Treatment for Steckler's Best Flick! .......2005-02-12
Average customer rating:
|
LovecraCked! The Movie - Ltd. Edition
Starring: Elias , Lloyd Kaufman , Joanna Angel , H.P. Lovecraft , and Biff Juggernaut Manufacturer: BiFF JUGGERNAUT Productions ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B000IFRRKI Release Date: 2006-09-05 |
Description
"LovecraCked! The Movie", the debut feature film from BiFF JUGGERNAUT Productions, is a horror/comedy anthology, inspired in part by influential author H.P. Lovecraft ("Re-Animator"). Following in the tradition of George A. Romero's "Creepshow" and "Tales From The Crypt", the film is an international collaboration of directors from the USA, UK and Sweden, combining over-the-top comedy à la "Monty Python" with bone-chilling horror, to have you clutching your gut one moment and cringing the next.Plot Synopsis: With tongue planted firmly in cheek, our story follows the exploits of a bumbling investigative journalist as he struggles to discover the truth behind the enigmatic Lovecraft and his mysterious past. Along the way strange and macabre tales play out, pulling the reporter ever deeper into the mystical world of the author. Will the journalist finally prevail or will he end up without a clue as usual? One thing's for sure: the truth is out there... he's just not entirely sure where.
Customer Reviews:
Different Venue for Horror Spoof.......2007-07-30
Average customer rating:
|
King of the Zombies/Revolt of the Zombies
Starring: Dick Purcell , Joan Woodbury , Mantan Moreland , Henry Victor , and John Archer Director: Jean Yarbrough , and Victor Halperin Manufacturer: ROAN ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD ASIN: 6305636400 Release Date: 1999-10-26 |
Customer Reviews:
Neither of these zombie B-movies are about "real" zombies.......2005-05-15
MANTAN MAKES THIS FUN MONOGRAM FARCE GO.......2004-12-07
Zombie Film with Humor.......2004-03-17
dull vintage horror movie, but Mantan MORLAND is fun.......2004-03-03
Get Zombified With Laughter!.......2003-08-15
Average customer rating: |
Zany Zombies Double Feature DVD
Manufacturer: Pop Flix ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Product Features:
ASIN: B000IK6EUW |
Product Description
ZANY ZOMBIES DOUBLE FEATURE DVD! KING OF THE ZOMBIES-Year 1936-B&W Zombies stagger around on a tropical island, the creation of a mad doctor who hopes to use them in World War II as the ultimate fighting machines for a foreign regime. Academy Award Nominations: Best (dramatic) Score. Also-REVOLT OF THE ZOMBIES-Year 1941-B&W SYNOPSIS-Underpaid Cambodian zombies do a madman's bidding in this shocker filmed on location around ancient temples in the jungles of Asia. Watch for the recycled shots of Bela Lugosi's eyes -- he backed out of the picture at the last second. Both Cult Classics!
Average customer rating:
|
I Eat Your Skin
Starring: William Joyce , Heather Hewitt , Betty Hyatt Linton , Dan Stapleton , and Walter Coy Director: Del Tenney Manufacturer: Alpha Video ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items: ASIN: B00008AOV1 Release Date: 2003-02-18 |
Product Description
Best-selling author Tom Harris likes to spend his time reading the racier portions of his novels to bikini clad beauties. His agent Duncan Fairchild thinks it's time for him to begin work on his next book and schedules a trip to the aptly-named Voodoo IslCustomer Reviews:
Good makeup, but everything else is bad........2005-02-16
Very Bizarre little B-Movie.......2003-04-02
But, not one to waste a free DVD, I watched this immediately. It's entertaining, to be sure, but it is really BAD. The acting, the writing, those good ol' "Special" effects. Awful, all of them, which, I think, is the reason it's so entertaining.
The zombies are great. They look as if they're covered in scrambled eggs.
But the best thing, of course, is the score. Why did they give it a "James Bond"-ish score? I don't know but it works!
My only problem is a story point: It's not a musical. If it had been, it would've been a five, easily. Alas, it's not, so it's only a three...
It's horrible, but not in the way you might think.......2003-03-03
The ending of this movie, like the rest of it, is quite ridiculous. The sound of airplane tires squealing on sand and the fact that Harris' thoroughly drenched gun fires perfectly well are early clues to an utter disrespect for logic in this script. There are also far too many minutes of natives jerking spasmodically around doing the voodoo that they do so well. The zombies are rather impressive, though (although the transformations from human to zombie we have to watch a couple of times leave something to be desired). Their faces are all scabrous with skin peeling away all over the place, and they really do have bugged-out eyes, looking as if they each have two boiled eggs slapped across their faces.
I'm sure that zombie lovers will find some enjoyment here, but I wasn't overly impressed. All I got out of this movie was some unintended comedy. For instance, with a horde of zombies close on their heels, the men tell the women to stay there at the edge of the jungle while they go down and get the plane ready. Guess what happens to the women? Then there is the inexplicable yet very fortuitous appearance of a boat on the island just when it is most needed; even one of the characters asks "Where'd that boat come from?" Can you say deus ex machina? Between the loopy story and Harris' frequent attempts to woo the ladies with atrocious pick-up lines, I wanted this movie to end before it really even got started.
Sorry, No Skin Eating Here!.......2003-03-02
Get This One On DVD.......2003-01-27
Average customer rating: |
Dead Men Don't Die
Starring: Elliott Gould , Melissa Sue Anderson , Mark Moses , Philip Bruns , and Mabel King Director: Malcolm Marmorstein Manufacturer: Platinum Disc ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD ASIN: B00008G84F Release Date: 2002-07-30 |
Average customer rating:
|
Dawn of the Mummy
Starring: Brenda King , Barry Sattels , George Peck , John Salvo , and Ibrahim Khan Director: Frank Agrama Manufacturer: Madacy Records ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items:
ASIN: B0000V48LG Release Date: 2003-12-09 |
Customer Reviews:
WARNING- absolutely dire.......2007-07-10
Mumbies On The Loose!.......2007-07-09
There's a reason why this is a 'rarely seen' film..........2005-05-31
George A. Romero influenced gore cheapie..........2005-03-08
Now this is how you make a crappy movie........2005-02-06
Average customer rating:
|
Zombies vs. Satan Double Digital Creature Feature (Wiseguys vs. Zombies / Meat for Satan's Icebox)
Starring: Jon Bearr , Gerardo N. Becerra , Olimpo Becerra , Orlando Bortello , and Josh Burden Manufacturer: TROMA ENTERTAINMENT INC. ProductGroup: DVD Binding: DVD Similar Items: ASIN: B00062J0K8 Release Date: 2004-11-16 |
Product Description
Freddy Six Times and August Mirabella are of the New York s most feared hit men, delivering a package to Miami. But the package contains a deadly secret: a plague that can reanimate the dead. When the mob boys accidentally release the virus, they have to rely on their wit and new cache of firepower to defeat the nemesis and complete the delivery before the Mob and the Cuban Mafia target them for death!Customer Reviews:
Buy for the WG vs Zombies, ignore the other .......2006-09-02